Tag: writing
group name: amusingmusings
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April 05, 2006 11:20 AM EDT --
Clutching my seventy-five cent deli corn dog, my body hanging precariously in mid air, I realized that time had stopped – which was convenient because it gave me both the opportunity to reflect on . . .
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May 26, 2006 11:30 PM EDT --
I have a question. This particular question has plagued me for the past month, tried my wits and patience, and left me feeling uncertain about my mental faculties. I'm stumped. So I pose this question . . .
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April 29, 2006 09:45 PM EDT --
Two Decembers ago, it was 65 degrees and my crocuses and tulips bloomed.
They trusted. They trusted their instinct that the time to bloom was at that moment.
It doesn't matter they were wrong. They . . .
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March 16, 2006 09:10 PM EST --
While wondering through the aisles of the grocery store I noticed a display case in the pharmacy area. In the case were yellow bottles with a grinning monkey, giving a thumbs up. His butt is very large . . .
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April 30, 2006 01:43 PM EDT --
1. I was born dead. When my heart stopped beating during delivery, they knocked my mom out, removed me with forceps and spent 2 minutes reviving me. The jury is still out as to if there . . .
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May 21, 2006 01:49 AM EDT --
Women's list here
1. Ed Nudelman
2. Ludolf
3. George Corneliussen
4. Ron Hall
5. Nathan Schauer
6. KR Craft
7. John . . .
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April 04, 2006 07:04 PM EDT --
It has recently come to my attention that children obtain most of their social cues and even some of their learning by observing their parents. For some reason I was either not given that information or . . .
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June 24, 2006 05:55 PM EDT --
After finishing my own laundry this morning, I set to work on my daughter's. It needed doing. It's not as if she can't do it during this, her week off. But I wasn't doing anything else, . . .
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July 29, 2007 03:46 PM EDT --
I had something of an epiphany yesterday afternoon.
I was kneeling over the flower bed just off the patio, pulling migrating grass and muttering under my breath. How the heck had this happened? . . .
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May 12, 2006 02:36 PM EDT --
Last night I was out with friends. Four of them are conservatives, one of them is an uber liberal, and I like to think for myself as a moderate. Just kidding, but I am about as middle of the road as one . . .
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March 10, 2006 09:55 PM EST --
My daughter has the flu and that means she is acting like a very large baby. Can't blame her, she's just like me. She gave me the pouty lip and asked if I would go get her stuff to make "dirt." . . .
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March 25, 2006 10:20 PM EST --
*our house
6 years ago we bought our first home. It is 79 years old and it shows. Over the years many, many owners have moved in and did what they thought was remodeling; I'll explain.
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April 14, 2006 10:43 PM EDT --
I open my email and what do I see?
Nothing from the Nudelman house,
Are they spurning me?
Day after day, night after night...
Did I say something wrong??
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September 26, 2007 06:04 PM EDT --
So my sweet teenager kindly informed me yesterday that I have "rustic hair." Huh? Rustic? Like log-cabin-in-the-wilderness rustic? She continued with "Mom, really, . . .
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March 09, 2006 07:06 PM EST --
I took my German Shepard to the vet today and when no one was looking I hopped on the dog scale. I thought for sure I had gained a few pounds, but was surprised to see I lost 4 pounds! While driving home . . .
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April 11, 2006 07:26 AM EDT --
Over the past few weeks, the number of emails from an author asking that I read his or her article has increased. Dramatically so.
I've been a member of Gather for three months now. Gather membership . . .
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April 12, 2006 11:17 AM EDT --
Gatherers are a SHARP bunch. Yep. We all would agree to that, I'm sure. A few, OK, more than a few, have openly wondered about my sleeping habits.
Do I sleep? People wonder. Anna G. told Wilhelmine . . .
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April 14, 2008 01:03 AM EDT --
It's Tax Time!! Here are some helpful tips to save you time and stress, direct from my cousin Ricky who worked for Burger King as a cashier for eight months and is excellent with numbers!!
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June 20, 2006 12:08 AM EDT --
When I was in High school, I got an internship at a small sugar beet seed company based in Shakopee. Betaseed inc. they were called, and they helped to develop about 60% (I think) of the sugar beet seeds . . .
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