Tag: joke
group name: amusingmusings
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May 13, 2006 07:08 AM EDT --
This was told me by a friend in Texas who was told this tale by an online friend in Michigan who received it from .... Well you get the picture and I hope you enjoy this funny tale.
A priest, a Pentecostal . . .
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September 17, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
I saw this on another web site and thought it was cute.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full o f money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted . . .
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September 21, 2006 08:01 PM EDT --
This one is on my computer. I don't know where it came from but I got a laugh out of it. I hope you do too.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told . . .
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November 14, 2006 03:36 AM EST --
These were on my computer. They probably all came in emails.
Blondes
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man . . .
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May 18, 2006 01:18 PM EDT --
This is hiliarious!!! Follow the directions below to put a sentence together.
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I . . .
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October 07, 2006 02:37 AM EDT --
This came from another web site. I think it is great.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods:
On . . .
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October 13, 2006 10:19 PM EDT --
This came off the internet. I wish I had one when my daughter was dating.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, . . .
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October 20, 2006 07:22 PM EDT --
My daughter sent me this. It is too good not to share.
This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing. There is a serious message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there. . . .
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November 29, 2006 11:46 PM EST --
You Think English is Easy?
I found this posted on another website. Author unknown.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The . . .
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May 12, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
Most people who've read anything I post here know that I write on other sites, including an offhand idea that grew into a real phenomenon, The Best Of Everything ("Our opinions are righter than . . .
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November 14, 2006 11:53 PM EST --
I just got this in an email. This one I had to share.
A lawyer and a blonde happen to be sitting next to each other on a long cross-country flight. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she . . .
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September 22, 2006 09:39 AM EDT --
I ran across this one and thought interesting enough to pass along
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 . . .
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September 23, 2006 12:16 AM EDT --
This one I found on the internet and thought it was cute.
A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home . . .
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . .
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June 21, 2007 03:44 PM EDT --
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
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1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, . . .
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September 20, 2006 02:04 PM EDT --
I just got three jokes in an email. I have not looked at the others. The first I want to share.
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. . . .
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November 25, 2006 10:21 AM EST --
I think these are cute. They were on my computer and I’m pretty sure I got them in an email.
shoplifting
A 57-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she . . .
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September 16, 2006 05:59 PM EDT --
This one tickled me so much I had to share it.
In a crowded city at a busy stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini shirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn . . .
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September 11, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
I saw this on another website and liked it so much I had to share.
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended . . .
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September 20, 2006 07:54 AM EDT --
This is not the first time I have seen this joke and I think it is great.
LETTER FROM A FARM KID,
NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING.
Dear Ma and Pa.
I am well. Hope you . . .
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